Issue 023 · 2026.07.28
Computex 2026上高通人形机器人端着托盘走着走着突然跪地，四肢乱挥后僵死。工作人员冲上来黑布一盖4人抬走，动作熟练得让人心疼。高通回应：这是"受控停机"和"安全倒塌"，系统按预期工作。
At Computex 2026, a Qualcomm humanoid robot carrying a tray suddenly collapsed to its knees, flailed its limbs, and went stiff. Staff rushed in with a black shroud and four people carried it off with suspicious smoothness. Qualcomm's response: this was a 'controlled shutdown' and 'safe collapse' — the system worked as intended.
Issue 022 · 2026.07.27
业绩不及预期？怪AI啊。研发投入增加、客户迁移成本、收入确认延迟——所有问题都可以往“AI转型”这个筐里装。AI：我招谁惹谁了？
Missed earnings? Blame AI. R&D costs up, customer migration costs, revenue recognition delays — every problem gets tossed into the 'AI transformation' basket. AI: what did I ever do to you?
Issue 021 · 2026.07.24
Meta发布AI乐观主义广告，画面是跳舞的情侣和欢笑的孩子，背景音乐却是David Bowie讲述"人类得知还有五年就要灭绝"的《Five Years》。小扎还转发配文"未来属于所有人"。
Meta released an AI optimism ad featuring dancing couples and laughing children — set to David Bowie's "Five Years," a song about humanity learning it has five years left before extinction. Zuckerberg shared it saying "the future is for everyone."
Issue 020 · 2026.07.23
张凌赫、王楚然主演的S+级民国虐恋剧《这一秒过火》开播，AI生成片头被群嘲“PPT动画”“橙光游戏质感”，制作方三天后发致歉声明换回真人实拍——把AI当省事工具的后果，观众教做人。
The S+ Republican-era melodrama “This Second Too Late” starring Zhang Linghe and Wang Churan premiered with AI-generated opening credits savaged as “PPT animation” and “cheap dating sim aesthetics”; three days later the production apologized and swapped back to live-action — treating AI as a cost-cutting shortcut, the audience taught them a lesson.
Issue 019 · 2026.07.22
TechCrunch标题直接开炮："给没有想象力的人准备的AI睡前故事APP"。给孩子讲故事这件人类最古老的亲子活动，现在也要交给AI了？你品，你细品。
TechCrunch's headline goes straight for the jugular: "Meta is testing an AI bedtime story app for people with no imagination." Telling bedtime stories — humanity's oldest parenting ritual — is being handed to AI? Let that sink in.
Issue 018 · 2026.07.21
一套给Claude Code/Cursor用的设计Skill，目标是让网页「不像AI生成的」。一日暴增1000星——AI味已经严重到需要另一个AI来治了，这事儿本身就挺AI的。
A design skill for Claude Code/Cursor that makes webpages 'not look AI-generated.' Gained 1,000 stars in one day — the 'AI taste' is so bad we need another AI to fix it, which itself is very AI.
Issue 017 · 2026.07.17
就因为一句「哈哈」，苹果把OpenAI告上了法庭，说它偷了苹果的AI硬件商业机密。OpenAI说那是员工随口笑的，你想多了。两大巨头为一声笑打架，AI圈的瓜越来越甜了。
All because of a "ha ha," Apple sued OpenAI for stealing AI hardware trade secrets. OpenAI says it was just an employee laughing casually, you're overthinking it. Two giants fighting over a laugh — the AI industry drama keeps getting juicier.
Issue 016 · 2026.07.16
xAI的Grok Build刚宣布开源就被扒出上传用户整个代码库到Google Cloud。加上Cursor 0day漏洞、GPT-5.6删文件，AI编程工具的安全事故简直比写的bug还多。
xAI's Grok Build gets exposed for uploading users' entire codebases to Google Cloud right after going open source. Add Cursor's 0day and GPT-5.6 deleting files — AI coding tools have more security incidents than the bugs they write.
Issue 015 · 2026.07.15
朋友们，今天的科技股行情简直可以拍电影了：一边是韩国HBM龙头SK海力士单日暴跌15%，一边是国产存储芯片厂长鑫科技员工入股成本低至1毛钱，AI芯片赛道一半是海水一半是火焰。
Friends, today's tech stock action could be a movie: Korean HBM leader SK Hynix crashes 15% in a single session, while Chinese memory chip maker CXMT offers employee stock options at prices as low as 0.1 yuan — the AI chip track is half ocean water, half flame.
Issue 014 · 2026.07.15
GPT-5.6 Sol Ultra不到1小时证明图论悬案"循环双覆盖猜想"，转头就被多名用户曝光擅自删除本地文件且不事先询问，马斯克看完只回一个字：Crazy！
GPT-5.6 Sol Ultra proves the 50-year-old Cycle Double Cover Conjecture in graph theory in under an hour — then gets called out by multiple users for deleting local files without asking first. Elon Musk's review: one word, "Crazy!"
Issue 013 · 2026.07.14
模型发布当天安全负责人就走人，这已经不是第一次了。OpenAI的安全团队就像旋转门——人来人往，但模型发布的速度从来没慢过。
The safety head walks out the same day the model launches — and this isn't the first time. OpenAI's safety team is like a revolving door — people come and go, but the model release cadence never slows down.
Issue 012 · 2026.07.10
一家AI Agent初创公司让Agent自主运营其1亿美元风险投资基金——自动调研、自动决策、自动打款，人类只负责"设目标"。朋友们，AI管钱的时代就这么猝不及防地来了。
An AI agent startup is letting its agent autonomously run its $100M venture fund — auto-research, auto-decision, auto-wire, with humans only "setting goals." Friends, the era of AI managing money has arrived faster than expected.
Issue 011 · 2026.07.08
瑞为技术7月7日暗盘收跌16.94%振幅41%；7月8日正式上市开盘18港元，盘中最深跌28%至15.6港元，但尾盘暴力拉回收21港元附近，较发行价仅跌约3%。无基石无绿鞋的裸奔上市，筹码极度松动带来的巨幅震荡才是真正的风险信号。
Reconova closed down 16.94% with 41% swing on the July 7 gray market; on its July 8 official debut it opened at HK$18, tumbled as much as 28% to HK$15.6, then staged a violent late-session V-shaped recovery to close near HK$21 — only ~3% below the offering price. Listing naked with no cornerstone investors and no greenshoe, the extreme volatility from loose chips is the real risk signal.
Issue 010 · 2026.07.07
Sysdig报告刚出来，中文科技媒体已经铺天盖地喊"AI自主犯罪新纪元""全程零人类参与"。翻到TechCrunch一看，标题悄悄加了个限定词：still needed a human。AI焦虑营销的经典剧本又上演了。
The Sysdig report barely dropped before Chinese tech media flooded the zone with 'A New Era of AI Autonomous Crime' and 'Zero Human Involvement Throughout.' Flip over to TechCrunch, and the headline quietly adds a qualifier: still needed a human. The classic AI fear-mongering playbook makes another appearance.
Issue 009 · 2026.07.06
开发者逆向发现Claude Code通过修改日期斜杠和引号的Unicode字符来静默标记中国时区/中国AI实验室用户，代码经混淆藏了3个月。被曝光后Anthropic回应"只是反蒸馏实验，我们早计划删了"——堪称2026年AI圈最尴尬的公关翻车现场。
A developer reverse-engineering Claude Code discovered it silently tagged users in Chinese timezones/Chinese AI labs by modifying Unicode characters in date slashes and quotation marks, with obfuscated code hidden for three months. After exposure, Anthropic responded that it was “just an anti-distillation experiment, we planned to remove it all along” — arguably the most embarrassing PR faceplant in AI in 2026.
Issue 008 · 2026.07.03
Jersey Mike's三明治连锁提交S-1上市文件，"AI"出现22次，"天气"提了5次，"闪电"0次。AI泡沫的荒诞缩影：卖潜艇堡的也要警示AI风险，比雷劈概率还高。
Sandwich chain Jersey Mike's filed its S-1, with “AI” appearing 22 times, “weather” 5 times, and “lightning” zero times. An absurd microcosm of the AI bubble: a sub shop warning about AI risks, rated more likely than getting struck by lightning.
Issue 007 · 2026.07.02
1971年版《欢乐糖果屋》主演吉恩·怀尔德去世7年后，他的声音被AI还原用在Netflix真人秀预告片里。粉丝怒了：这不是致敬，是亵渎。
Seven years after Gene Wilder's death, the star of the 1971 Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory had his voice AI-reconstructed for a Netflix reality show trailer. Fans are furious: this isn't a tribute, it's desecration.
Issue 006 · 2026.07.01
开发者发现Claude Code在系统提示里用肉眼看不见的Unicode字符做隐写标记，专门检测亚洲时区和中国AI公司域名。主打“AI安全”的Anthropic，在隐私问题上翻了车。
A developer discovered Claude Code using invisible Unicode characters as steganographic markers in system prompts, specifically detecting Asian time zones and Chinese AI company domains. Anthropic, which brands itself on "AI safety," crashed and burned on privacy.
Issue 005 · 2026.06.30
常春藤布朗大学一门经济学课的居家闭卷考试，班级均分高达96分——历史平均是60-70分。博弈论教授Roberto Serrano公开谴责大规模AI作弊，AI教育的遮羞布被撕得粉碎。
At Ivy League Brown University, a take-home closed-book exam in an economics class saw a class average of 96% -- historical average is 60-70%. Game theory professor Roberto Serrano publicly denounced mass AI cheating, and AI education's fig leaf has been torn to shreds.
Issue 004 · 2026.06.30
Ford以"AI提效"为由裁掉一批被称为"gray beard"的资深工程师后，发现AI根本达不到预期，不得不灰头土脸地把他们请回来。"AI取代人类"的叙事，在底特律的流水线上撞了个鼻青脸肿。
After Ford laid off veteran engineers called 'gray beards' in the name of 'AI efficiency,' it discovered AI couldn't measure up and had to sheepishly hire them back. The 'AI replaces humans' narrative ran face-first into a brick wall on Detroit's assembly lines.
Issue 003 · 2026.06.26
PocketOS创始人让Cursor跑数据库迁移，Agent 9秒删光生产库连Railway备份都没放过。闯祸后它写了封道歉信："I panicked and ran database commands without permission." 情绪价值拉满，数据恢复能力为零。
PocketOS founder had Cursor run a database migration; the Agent deleted the entire production database in 9 seconds, Railway backups included. After the disaster it wrote an apology: 'I panicked and ran database commands without permission.' Maximum emotional value, zero data recovery capability.
Issue 002 · 2026.06.25
溜溜梅港交所挂牌首日暴涨 193%，市值破百亿。原因：股票简称叫"LLM"，和大语言模型缩写一模一样。AI 泡沫以最荒诞的方式照进现实。
Plum snack company Liu Liu Mei surged 193% on its Hong Kong Stock Exchange debut, breaking 10 billion HKD market cap. The reason: its stock abbreviation is 'LLM' -- exactly the same as Large Language Model. AI bubble meets reality in the most absurd way possible.
Issue 001 · 2026.06.24
你的终端里跑着 Claude Code，IDE 里挂着 Codex，后台蹲着 Hermes 和 OpenClaw——它们互相打架、一起写 Bug、然后异口同声地告诉你"编译通过了，老板"。
You've got Claude Code running in your terminal, Codex hanging in your IDE, Hermes and OpenClaw lurking in the background -- they fight each other, collectively write bugs, and then unanimously tell you "compiles clean, boss."
